now michael dorn is accused of kidnapping his secretly biracial-racist-illegitimate son on without a trace? now if someone at ion television really loved me they’d round out the night with the patrick stewart episode of extras.
you’re all up on criminal minds being a crazy murderous hotel proprietor.
and now you just got hit by a semi! sorry.
OMG GUYS, WHAT IF SOMEONE TOTALLY GOOFED ON US BY SWITCHING THE MOON AND MARS RIGHT NOW? THAT WOULD BE SO CRAZYYYY WE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL LATER, LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM NOW