finally saw the new harry potter yesterday. i forgot how real shit gets. i also forgot that i have to wait 6 more months to see the end. boo.
beat every single su doku game on my phone on easy while at work. all 100. average time: 7:28. shortest time: 2:30. medium, you are in my crosshairs.
Though we hung out only briefly, I am still processing how your earth-loving ways totally changed my life. I eat raw carrots now like goddamned french fries and go into the woods on a regular basis. I listen to rockabilly and dream at night about tattoos and Ironmans. I think up new ways to exercise myself to death in the great outdoors. Every time I do another Mama Gaia thang I feel like I’m talking to you. And that is some seriously crazy dumb shit: but I think it. I fear jambands might be next. Jesus God I hope not and I start rock climbing instead or something.
The warmer it will get outside, the more stuff will turn green, the more I’ll think about you and hope Mama will give me a chance to somehow sort out the way things were left.
you are a classy broad, my friend.
edit: this looks really weird if you don’t know we’re talking about a lip tattoo.
- grandmother: how was your weekend?
- grandson: okay. i saw a unicorn, it was flying up high in the sky.