February 2011
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i almost forgot!
finally saw the new harry potter yesterday. i forgot how real shit gets. i also forgot that i have to wait 6 more months to see the end. boo.
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January 2011
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tonight i officially
beat every single su doku game on my phone on easy while at work. all 100. average time: 7:28. shortest time: 2:30. medium, you are in my crosshairs.
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Dear hippie freak,
dearmeat:
Though we hung out only briefly, I am still processing how your earth-loving ways totally changed my life. I eat raw carrots now like goddamned french fries and go into the woods on a regular basis. I listen to rockabilly and dream at night about tattoos and Ironmans. I think up new ways to exercise myself to death in the great outdoors. Every time I do another Mama Gaia thang I feel...
theendofspeech asked: Yes I did! One chick would do it! haha and then I accidently burped on her!
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just now
grandmother: how was your weekend?
grandson: okay. i saw a unicorn, it was flying up high in the sky.
“A tattoo should never be meaningful because at a certain point you’re going to...”
– Ryan Gosling
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“i need to be out in the streets, planting trees and crackin’ skulls.”
– thank you so very much for existing, parks and recreation season 3.
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breaking bon iver/work-related news:
justin vernon apparently really likes sushi, and purchasing said sushi for all his friends. he’s lucky he is who he is, though, because we usually hate everyone who comes in with 6 people half an hour before kitchen close.
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saw black swan yesterday
with andy and about half a dozen elderly women, so we were surrounded by a fair amount of squirming about natalie portman masturbating and inability-to-whisper-ing about everything else. it was kind of like a lady fight club that won’t spawn an entire subculture based around declaring your teen angst to be named “jack” and using it as an excuse to deface tables at starbucks.
but...
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Shackleton's 100 year old whiskey unearthed in...
birdsicecreamandwhales:
iheartchaos:
Last year, historians unearthed a cache of 100 year old whiskey from the Antarctic ice that was abandoned there by Sir Ernest Shackleton in 1907 and now, finally is going to be tested by human lips to see what 100 years on the rocks does to whiskey and brandy.
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i wish i could be a taste tester ;)
just one more drink and then i should be on...
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“never make eye contact with anyone outside of hoyt-schermerhorn, ever. even the...”
– miss you, duncan, you cranky bastard.
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IMPORTANT FUCKING NEWS:
there are two grammy nominees at shanghai at this moment: peter phippen (crazy flute guy) and justin vernon (crazy bon iver guy). both can put you to sleep in 10 minutes or less, and both have questionable hairstyles (although justin’s is mostly beyond his control).
WHOA.
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andy
just mumbled, “go away, prince of darkness” in his sleep. hope it worked.
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“John Updike never described an intimate part of a woman’s anatomy as resembling...”
– Timothy Ferriss - ‘The 4-Hour Body’ - Review - NYTimes.com (via housingworksbookstore)
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mikeypizzle:
Third Engine by Saves The Day
Did...
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48!
this is fun.
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to whoever stopped following me while i was gone,
thanks a lot, because now i’m back to 49 followers so when the count INEVITABLY bumps back up to 50 (i’m really really cool, okay?) i can have a second chance to say something awesome about it.