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February 2011

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real funny, life.

someone broke into our apartment this morning. they took apart our door frame, pried our door open, and took andy’s laptop and camera. while we were sleeping.

i lived in shitty, shitty neighborhoods in the bronx and brooklyn for eight years, places where all kinds of fucked up things happened. a group of 11- and 12-year-olds held up the owner of the produce stand around the corner at knifepoint so they could steal flowers on mother’s day. my friend who lived next door got stabbed on their front steps over her backpack full of dirty laundry. before that, at the same house, a crackhead literally jumped through a closed window when she was caught wandering the house looking for shit to steal. i, however, remained unscathed and, for the most part, fearless.

but really? someone’s going to do this now? in this dumb college town in wisconsin? fuck you. fuck you.

Feb 28, 2011
Feb 27, 20111,098 notes
#everything sucks now #planned parenthood
The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton The Mountain Goats

birdsicecreamandwhales:

porknachos:

yummyache:

The Mountain Goats The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton

MUST. REBLOG.

100% TRUTH.  for fuck’s sake….i was lucky enough to see him play this live(solo) and it was truly amazing. 

oh man, that is lucky! when i saw them a couple years ago they mostly played stuff from heretic pride, which had just come out and i didn’t know it really well.

Feb 27, 2011116 notes
#the mountain goats #best ever death metal band in denton #ryan is soooo cooooool
Feb 27, 201128,339 notes
Feb 26, 201111,630 notes
#parks and recreation #ron swanson #people ARE idiots #GOD I LOVE WAFFLES
Blink The Swarm A.K.A. Knee Deep In The Dead

negativeaffect:

The Swarm - Blink

“How did it come to this?” The question’s getting old so fast. You can’t remember the moment that everything went to shit, but somehow, somewhere along the line, it just got that way. You turned around and everything good was gone.

Feb 26, 201130 notes
#the swarm #blink #parasitic skies
Feb 25, 201129 notes
#donald berthelme #edward gorey #wisconsin #cheese jokes lol
important dream:

andy and i were at a packers game versus the newest nfl team, the new jersey lovers. their  uniforms were blue with a magenta satin “lovers” vintage-baseball-tee-style applique across the chest. they weren’t very good. i guess i was distracting him while he tried to watch from the sidelines, so he told me, “the game was much better while you were still asleep.” clay matthews overheard this and advised, “hey man, it’s always better when you’re inside the pocket,” which i was pretty sure he meant as a kind of gross warning not to upset me at the risk of withholding sex. i made a weird face at clay, and he just shook his hair in the breeze and trotted down field.

Feb 25, 20113 notes
#oh clay #my dreams are routinely super creepy
Give It A Name Punch

daddyxissues:

Punch | Give It A Name

Feb 25, 201174 notes
#punch #give it a name #i miss doing vocals like these :(
Feb 25, 20116 notes
#gpoy #sad nerd edition #sts-133
Feb 24, 2011552 notes
#geniuses gone wild
rise up and fight crippled black phoenix

crippled black phoenix - rise up and fight

if i were dumb enough to bike while wearing headphones, i’d have this on repeat every time.

Feb 23, 20118 notes
#crippled black phoenix #rise up and fight #200 tons of bad luck
“Unfortunately, North America is a vital source of uranium, soybeans, situation comedies, inspirational speakers and other resources without which the global economy would collapse. Moreover, the country possesses a sizable cache of weapons of mass destruction. For both those reasons we and the other peace-loving nations of the world cannot afford to sit on the sidelines. If Americans are incapable of electing a sane and responsible government, the whole world will feel the consequences.” —

firouz folani, are americans ready for democracy?

hilarious, for now.

Feb 23, 2011
#getting politics out of my system today #sorry
Feb 23, 2011370 notes
#fucking indiana #getting shoved into politics #making sure to change my voter registration asap
Feb 23, 201142 notes
#OH DEAR LORD IT'S 20 YEARS OLD #eerie indiana #our instant queue is morbidly obese
six(ty) six(ty) six(ty)

i have 60 followers. that’s crazy! i don’t know most of you. say hi? ask me something?

http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/ask

Feb 23, 2011
we laugh at danger (and break all the rules) Against Me!

against me! - we laugh at danger and break all the rules

not ashamed to still like this album.

Feb 22, 201119 notes
#against me! #we laugh at danger and break all the rules #suck it posers #you know it's good
“As you may recall, we released our cover of the Misfits’ “Bullet” online via Stereogum back in October. A few weeks later Stereogum also premiered a cover of the Misfits’ “Horror Business” by Superchunk, a song they were playing a lot last year on tour after releasing their awesome new album Majesty Shredding. I mentioned the idea of doing a Coliseum & Superchunk split 7” featuring the two Misfits covers to the fine folks at Temporary Residence, who in turn mentioned the idea to Mac from Superchunk / Merge Records, and miraculously a Coliseum / Superchunk split 7” co-released by Temporary Residence and Merge Records is now happening! Superchunk are one of my all-time favorite bands and sharing a 7” with them where we both cover a mutual favorite band, the Misfits, is pretty mind-blowing. The record will be limited to 2,000 copies, pressed on three different colors of vinyl, and will be released on April 16th for Record Store Day, so swing by your favorite local independent record store that day and grab one. For those of you without a nearby indie store, there will be a few hundred copies available from the labels’ mailorder and the bands on tour.” —ryan patterson/coliseum, on an upcoming split 7” with superchunk for record store day. goodness gracious, do want.
Feb 22, 2011
#coliseum #superchunk #maybe it's actually worth going to rsd this year?
Feb 21, 201172 notes
#ron swanson #gratuitous photo of the funniest character on television right now
Feb 21, 20111,658 notes
#50 cent's and t.i.'s are the best
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