April 2011
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March 2011
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thelifeof-finn asked: Do you know what time it is?
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dear paul scheer,
i finally got a chance to see piranha, and i must say that i was deeply saddened to learn that your death scene was cut short due to budget restraints. there is no one more deserving of a good couple of minutes’ worth of spewing fake blood, shredded latex flesh, and the summer sun glinting off of thousands of tiny cgi piranha teeth in a frenzy to get their own little nibble of you. who does...
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17˚ with a wind chill of 7˚
definitely the coldest weather i’ve ever biked in (no photo due to risk of extremity loss). and then i get to work and my boss had double-booked the morning shift.
at least i don’t work a double anymore? sigh.
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theblueprint:
since every “tumblr survey” asks the same questions, i made a more ridiculous/interesting version. reblog & answer, if that’s your thing.
food that makes you “gassy” all of them, i’m vegan
non-politician you’d choose for president ron swanson
something everyone loves that you hate root beer, orange juice, angelina jolie
preferred sleeping...
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wrmiii:
sleeplate:
people here don’t know what a bodega is. that’s weird.
Alot of people in Philly have given me funny looks when saying Bodega as well. It’s weird.
really? even in philly? i can understand why people don’t know it here because there’s like one store in town that could qualify as a bodega, but there are totally bodegas in philly!
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people here don’t know what a bodega is. that’s weird.
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when you find out the menu at work is lying and...
score one on an otherwise shitty day.
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Ghostface Killah's list of the 10 softest rappers... →
ex-cathedra:
this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. the top 3 are fucking amazing.
“the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son” “the nigga whole aura jus moist” “straight baby thighs son”
and so on.
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dear michael showalter,
i went to your show last night in minneapolis. it was pretty darn sweet. then i went home and had a dream that i was going to your show in minneapolis, and some guy came up to me on the street and said, “no one’s gonna listen to that guy, he destroyed a clock parade with garbage and guns.”
i. was. shocked. but i kept my faith in you and i think i went anyway. and then i had to...
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appleton:
i haven’t been in a place that smelled that much like old pee and mildew since i moved out of brooklyn. thanks.
also, dj sandwich showdown.
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i'm tired of pretending i'm not a total bitchin'...
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