i lie every second of the day. my whole life is a sham.Tumblr (3.0; @sleeplate)http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5b067d5235a1e23c4ac2874abf1ac75/tumblr_mmlnmnz1x91qbjiu2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’m unemployed and our internet is shut off so i guess i’ll entertain myself by attempting to cook this “#vegan fish.”</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/50109407594http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/50109407594Fri, 10 May 2013 15:30:23 -0500vegan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2701aa012f88fbd44de8ec457b10485a/tumblr_mmf0w22z7K1qbjiu2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1122943ef03a6220b19df7b49b5974e7/tumblr_mmf0w22z7K1qbjiu2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>give me this poster.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49840152255http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49840152255Tue, 07 May 2013 01:33:38 -0500king of the hillseason 13monsignor martinez<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e8c791be196dfbe7be99e70cf9278c0/tumblr_mme55voZcC1qkg7xro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adammuto.tumblr.com/post/49790095100/no-41" target="_blank">adammuto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No. 41</p> </blockquote>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49825221815http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49825221815Mon, 06 May 2013 21:27:21 -0500adam mutotall penguingpoy“Like most fantasy television shows, Game of Thrones is largely populated by English actors speaking with English accents. This is because Americans are still unconvinced that England is a real country, and associate English speech patterns with kings and magic and sorcery and frequent stabbings.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>True facts.</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/what-is-going-on-with-the-accents-in-game-of-thrones-485816507" target="_blank">What Is Going on With the Accents in Game of Thrones?</a></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://housingworksbookstore.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">housingworksbookstore</a>)</p></em>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49798105618http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49798105618Mon, 06 May 2013 15:58:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkj2g7ki31qbjiu2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>in case you thought you weren’t dressing quite enough like a star fleet ensign.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49662221990http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49662221990Sun, 05 May 2013 01:53:10 -0500unsettling crotch areastar trek: tngfashion<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2yWfuEJqoIc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://duhnono.tumblr.com/post/49528513756/opie-is-bored-listening-to-the-new-black-flag-song" target="_blank">duhnono</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Opie is bored listening to the new black flag song</p> </blockquote>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49531528143http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49531528143Fri, 03 May 2013 14:59:00 -0500cat stufflove you denise!love you opie!i see you there black flag<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71e6dbbfa22f21a51dba0f5e6ebe12af/tumblr_mg2f0zd2NE1qa51rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://compendium-of-beasts.tumblr.com/post/49352308141/rabbit-rabbit-rabbit-tuesday-johnson-ca" target="_blank">compendium-of-beasts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tuesday-johnson.tumblr.com/post/46710675447/ca-1880-1900s-cabinet-card-portrait-of-a" target="_blank">tuesday-johnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>c</strong>a. 1880-1900’s, [cabinet card, portrait of a child with a knife and a chocolate bunny], Wilke</em></p> <p><em>via <a href="http://www.capitolgallery.com/CapitolGallery/fixed%20price/Candy%20Bunny.html" target="_blank">Capitol Gallery, 19th Century Paper Photography</a><br/></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49360519618http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49360519618Wed, 01 May 2013 09:39:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdc4ea2e226629b7a989fca74761b035/tumblr_mm1haymCn21qbjiu2o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49211940863http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/49211940863Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:01:46 -0500these are the end timesi didn't have an answer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c8c26b3b457c032cdf22b28bda837e6/tumblr_mlw91b5pqg1qbjiu2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at long last, the beloved windowsill is back. #reggie #fuckwinter</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/48978754698http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/48978754698Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:15:00 -0500reggiefuck winter<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_47979284687" src="http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47979284687/audio_player_iframe/sleeplate/tumblr_ml9gqsDrDJ1qbjiu2?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsleeplate%2F47979284687%2Ftumblr_ml9gqsDrDJ1qbjiu2" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>relentless approach - notorious thugs</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47979284687http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47979284687Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:57:50 -0500relentless approachnotorious thugs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/772923c154c437d0fc7bcbe2bc53232b/tumblr_ml5tguUYGq1r6ssrvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://momalibrary.tumblr.com/post/47803825342/48-year-old-gummy-bear-art-multiple-by-konrad" target="_blank">momalibrary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>48 year old gummy bear “art multiple” by Konrad Lueg on this Galerie Rene Block invite. -ds</p> </blockquote>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47971309340http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47971309340Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:23:49 -0500art stuffgummy bear stuff<p>with using cocoa butter as a moisturizer every day is that when i work out, i smell like donuts.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47640851775http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47640851775Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:19:21 -0500cake donuts to be specificfat kid problems<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af76e8c58723f5e76fa7b60a71b3ccab/tumblr_mkpo9rbC7g1qbjiu2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/488a49ca03cdd1b3dc1b006566a1406e/tumblr_mkpo9rbC7g1qbjiu2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9b14665663fb75a151e50c2ef60d482/tumblr_mkpo9rbC7g1qbjiu2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8dda3cd66fbb6521ac5c0261f98d2765/tumblr_mkpo9rbC7g1qbjiu2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a85def74b63dec5bafdcdab104adc85e/tumblr_mkpo9rbC7g1qbjiu2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>snowbanks that look like waves breaking.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47080677898http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/47080677898Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:27:27 -0500photoi hope i'm not the only one who sees it<p>bored with myself.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46871111918http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46871111918Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:57:58 -0500wah wahcabin fever<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0168f27e29c069771ecaf03f1d538be/tumblr_mke2cwsAWF1qgzn5jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mineralia.tumblr.com/post/46548420827/mlawhorn-submitted-the-alma-king-rhodochrosite" target="_blank">mineralia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mlawhorn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mlawhorn</a> submitted: <strong>“The Alma King” </strong>Rhodochrosite From the Denver Museum of Nature and Science</p> <p>Sweet Home Mine, Alma, Park County, Colorado</p> </blockquote> <p>would try to eat this.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46644497881http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46644497881Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:06:22 -0500scientific methodprobably watermelon-flavoredcoconut?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96bb2490be5065dce99c89b762cd45bd/tumblr_mju29mh82X1qhwmnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/post/46389470432/a-poem" target="_blank">getoutoftherecat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a poem.</p> </blockquote> <p>i don’t know why i feel compelled to put this here; i never want to see it again.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46392547268http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/46392547268Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:01:33 -0500cat stuffhuman guilt<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vBeGQAvabOE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>just stop snowing. please stop snowing.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45717981617http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45717981617Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:57:07 -0500groundhog daybill murray“i mean, i guess if i HAD to marry a black guy, it’d be chris brown. or usher.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>in this time when everywhere you turn it’s rapists, popes, drone strikes, financial crises, and david hasselhoff, sometimes it helps to just unplug and listen, i mean really <em>listen,</em> to what the little people have on their minds.</p> <p>because it’s probably mindblowingly stupid. and racist. and then they’re going to tip you less than 10%.</p></em>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45715047212http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45715047212Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:23:42 -0500workshe deserves chris brownis that too harsh?fuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3bbc28c49fc992882cded544b0f9045/tumblr_mju9p5Ss9v1qbjiu2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#vegan shepherd’s pie with beer in it (loosely based on <a href="http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/blog/stout-spiked-twist-shepherds-pie?sf10106374=1" target="_blank">this recipe</a>) is as close as i get to caring about st. patrick’s day.</p>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45651825566http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45651825566Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:27:00 -0500veganle creuset bitches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efc9eb5e3263c05ccf1f791813b0400b/tumblr_mjs8djPSHI1qb2d7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humanly.tumblr.com/post/45548345084/richard-long" target="_blank">humanly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Richard Long </p> </blockquote>http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45590371683http://sleeplate.tumblr.com/post/45590371683Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:48:52 -0500art stuff