I died during this part.
THE MICROCHIP HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
"i need to be out in the streets, planting trees and crackin’ skulls."
thank you so very much for existing, parks and recreation season 3.
Dedicated to the pursuits of good manners, shop safety, heirloom-quality standards, and general wood-related merriment, Offerman Woodshop uses only the most super-bad-ass equipment and materials from sustainable resources, whenever possible.
i wish i had known how much i love parks and recreation, nick offerman, and nick offerman’s woodworking escapades sooner.
(in all seriousness, i really want one of his tables.)